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Can you relate? You sit in your towel after a shower because you’re too lazy to get dressed. You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don’t. You hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it’s serious. You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice. You pretend to sleep when your parents come in. You text the person next to you things that you can’t say out loud. You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can’t get past them. You’re always tired no matter how much sleep you get. You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps. You use the “sup” head nod. You just did the nod after you read it. You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
i do all of these things so weird…
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Posted on March 3, 2012 via . . Trill Rebel † with 217,126 notes
Source: pretttycunt
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Well that’s going to be stuck in my mind every time I get a cold
Wtf?!
this is disgusting!
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Posted on February 24, 2012 via Tales from a spectacular spinster with 83,103 notes
Source: samalame
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When I’m famous…
Those guys that wouldn’t date me

Those girls who picked on me

My parents

My best friend

Me

yeah thats right bitch ;-)
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Posted on February 24, 2012 via This is me....then with 92,885 notes
Source: introducingadifferentme
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When you’re in class bored and start making pervert faces at your friends
You’re like

And they’re all like

Then the teacher spots you and is staring at you like

And everyone else is staring at you like

howling!
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Posted on February 16, 2012 via Never fall in Love. with 2,105 notes
Source: toplessmermaids
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Posted on February 2, 2012 via final ellipsis with 10,999 notes
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